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Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!
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Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her...
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Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"
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Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer. Finally, they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set...
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What\\\'s a Blonde do after...
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.
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The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the...
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Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for...
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