Miscellaneous

Brain to nerves

How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!

 

Lipstick on her steering wheel?

Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!

 

Fortune

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her...

 

Saggy Boobs

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"

 

Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer. Finally, they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set...

 

A Mother Cow

What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"

 

Pirate Joke

What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR

 

What\\\'s a Blonde do after...

Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.

 

The Ballerina

This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the...

 

Great truths about life.

Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for...