Miscellaneous
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.
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Outside a Dog...
"Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"
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Ride\\\'em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't find his mother. So he headed upstairs and opened her bedroom door.To his surprise, he saw his...
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The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and resell it the next day.
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Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter.St. Peter said "Excuse...
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Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and...
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Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
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How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!
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