Miscellaneous

Relief

How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T

 

Light bulb

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?

 

Blowing Chunks!

Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY...

 

Joggers

A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!

 

The Frog Scientist

There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump. The frog jumps 30 feet. He writes in his log...

 

Blondes and pregnancy

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally...

 

Man, Woman, Santa?

Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident. There in only one survivor. Who is...

 

Snowman and a vampire?

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!

 

Stevie Wonder\\\'s Wife

Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.

 

Why do blonds where underwear?

Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.