Miscellaneous
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?
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Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY...
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Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!
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The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump. The frog jumps 30 feet. He writes in his log...
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Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally...
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Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident. There in only one survivor. Who is...
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Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
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Stevie Wonder\\\'s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
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Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
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