Miscellaneous
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.
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Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.
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Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says "Awe, look at the poor dead birdy." The blond...
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Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?
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Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.
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Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and...
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How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the...
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Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to...
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Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Blimey," Ed...
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