Miscellaneous

Mexican Olympians

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

 

Turtle Crossing

Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.

 

Walk through the park

One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette stops and says "Awe, look at the poor dead birdy." The blond...

 

Blondes and Sex

What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?

 

Shootin Craps

Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.

 

Female Homones in beer?

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and...

 

How Do You Feel?

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the...

 

Yard Work Sign Language

Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to...

 

Two guys standing at the urinal.

Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Blimey," Ed...

 

Pinoccio

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?"Tell a lie."