Miscellaneous
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God...."Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you...
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You\\\'re a Redneck if...
You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause you're in the same grade! ...If u mow the grass and find the car! ...If someone comes to...
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Dairy queen--whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
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Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the highway. The cop pulled her over because she was so slow and asked her why she didn't go any...
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Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play a game, I'll ask you a question if you get it right I give you 5 dollars.So the other guy...
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Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket. So.. he decided to go down & get...
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The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, "Son, things haven't been going very well and I'm afraid we'll have to sell your duck. I'm really...
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Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
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The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What's the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in Arkansas haven't had a McDonald's hamburger!
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