Miscellaneous

Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God...."Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you...

 

You\\\'re a Redneck if...

You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause you're in the same grade! ...If u mow the grass and find the car! ...If someone comes to...

 

Dairy queen--whopper

How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

 

Crazy Nun

One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the highway. The cop pulled her over because she was so slow and asked her why she didn't go any...

 

Betting

There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play a game, I'll ask you a question if you get it right I give you 5 dollars.So the other guy...

 

Superman & Wonderwoman

One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket. So.. he decided to go down & get...

 

The Longest Duck Joke

A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, "Son, things haven't been going very well and I'm afraid we'll have to sell your duck. I'm really...

 

Siamese Twins in England

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.

 

The Bill Clinton Joke

Q: What's the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in Arkansas haven't had a McDonald's hamburger!

 

Skunks

What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69'ing?OdorEaters!!!