Miscellaneous
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher,...
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Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes -...
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Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
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10 things to never say to a naked man...
Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at other things8. Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie?...
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Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything".So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything,...
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Andy is God\\\'s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a...
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Why God Doesn\\\'t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was in Hebrew.3. It had no references.4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.5....
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Confusion
What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)
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Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!
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Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" "Allah McBeal" "Children Are...
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