Miscellaneous
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
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Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.2. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.3....
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Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can't See It...
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What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
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Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back...
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Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no...
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Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.
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Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week...Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son: What's up, Dad?Dad: There's a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do...
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