Miscellaneous
Losing my wife\\\'s love.
"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She...
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Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest!A:...
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Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned...
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The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a...
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The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to...
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The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check...
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Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth."I'm afraid I don't...
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Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a...
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Too many beers.
So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own beers." That's when we realized we had...
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Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel.A group of spectators anxiously awaited the...
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