Miscellaneous
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the...
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No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway....
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How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there.
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Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4suggestions.
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In the Bathroom
If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?European! (You're a Peein')And if you really gotta go...
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Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they're on their back their both fucked!
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Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his...
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Windows 95
Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP
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String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom...
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Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They'll be square because they forget to take the Klennex out of the box.
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