Miscellaneous
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down "I don't know". And you put...
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Murphy\'s Laws on Sex
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.2. Nothing improves with age.3. No...
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You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatose for two days before he finally regained...
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Children\'s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,...
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Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is...
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True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee was fired: however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect...
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Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies -------------------------------------1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.2. You with your thick face have...
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Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people...
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Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by...
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Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn't want to look down on the unemployed
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