Miscellaneous

Tip of the iceberg

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to "I'm afraid not, sir,"...

 

The cow?

What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.

 

A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be a RedneckIf your working T.V. sits on top of ur...

 

Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!

 

Whats the square root of 69?

Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER -- EIGHT something

 

It\\\\\\\'s hard to make a comeback when...

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

 

I\\\\\\\'m listening, dear.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

 

I lost my wife!

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!

 

Scared half to death

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

Blondes have more fun!

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?