Miscellaneous
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to "I'm afraid not, sir,"...
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A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be a RedneckIf your working T.V. sits on top of ur...
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Athletes
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!
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It\\\\\\\'s hard to make a comeback when...
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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I\\\\\\\'m listening, dear.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
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I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
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