Miscellaneous

Be nice to your kids

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

 

Miss Right

I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

 

What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?

Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!

 

The dumb blonde and her used car!

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.One day, she told her problem to a...

 

The Bus Bench

There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'No one brought attention to it. Then suddenly the second guy...

 

Wanting a larger...

Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only he had larger equipment then maybe the chicks would like...

 

Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re bored

Office work dull?...None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?...Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. You can award...

 

The Astronaut Joke

What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!

 

Good question

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What happens when you turn on the head lights?

 

Why?

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?