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Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
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A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?A: Like, Not even!
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Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Gates, the Carmaker...
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the...
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A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says 'I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?' Guy says 'good news...
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Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm...
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Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at...
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Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on!So he goes up to his grandpa...
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Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him - "Johnny dearest, good boys save it till they're18."Johnny did. And by 18, he had 11 jars...
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Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
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