Miscellaneous
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.
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Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan.
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A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living."
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A woman\'s three biggest lies.
A woman's three biggest lies...1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste like that.
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Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."
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Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.
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Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!
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Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars
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Soup you don\'t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off.
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Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kiss....
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