Miscellaneous

How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?

How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.

 

Hellen Keller

Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan.

 

A Hookers Life

A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living."

 

A woman\'s three biggest lies.

A woman's three biggest lies...1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste like that.

 

Yo Mama Genesis

Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

 

Yo Mama

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

 

Classic Oxymoron

Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

 

Patient & Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars

 

Soup you don\'t want to eat.

What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off.

 

Mono and herpes

Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kiss....