Miscellaneous

Viagra again.

Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines...

 

What does

What does "WIFE" stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment

 

A Day in the life of two trees

Tree 1 "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"Tree 2 "Look busy."

 

Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?

Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!

 

Chicken and the Egg

So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!"

 

Which day does a fish hate?

Which day does a fish hate?Fryday

 

Light and Hard

Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light on!!!

 

Pink and Purple

What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the grip!

 

Blondie

There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead.Which one is the probably the smartest?If you guessed the blonde you...

 

The freaky stuff you

Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their...