Miscellaneous
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in...
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Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
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Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very...
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Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said "I do all the thinking...
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Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked...
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The Confessional
Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"....."What have you done Tommy O'Connor" said the Priest. "I had sex with a...
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Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin, is there...
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Yo mama\\\\\\\'s so fat
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.Yo...
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Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had just gotten jobs as lumber jacks. Well one say they were working along cutting down all the...
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Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
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