Miscellaneous

Top 10 rejection lines

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in...

 

Ultimate rejection!

What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!

 

Meet the Genie

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very...

 

Meeting of the body parts!

THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said "I do all the thinking...

 

Washing the Dog

A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked...

 

The Confessional

Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"....."What have you done Tommy O'Connor" said the Priest. "I had sex with a...

 

Virginity

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin, is there...

 

Yo mama\\\\\\\'s so fat

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.Yo...

 

Timber!

So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had just gotten jobs as lumber jacks. Well one say they were working along cutting down all the...

 

Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?

Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.