Miscellaneous
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk and Quackers
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The moral of the story is...
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the shore,...
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A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has been injured request for a priest.The police officer on...
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Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race to LA.Which of the two will get there first?The Lesbians, because the gay guys are still...
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Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee tableFat...
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Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live...
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Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to release a beta version 1 to complete the documentation 1 to test for hardware...
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The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed in rags, each is holding a top hat, the one has a large...
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