Miscellaneous

Crackers

Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk and Quackers

 

The moral of the story is...

There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the shore,...

 

A big accident

On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has been injured request for a priest.The police officer on...

 

Who won the race?

Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race to LA.Which of the two will get there first?The Lesbians, because the gay guys are still...

 

Simple Chinese

Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee tableFat...

 

Great Thinkers of Our Time?

Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live...

 

Telepath wanted

Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.

 

The Walrus

Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

 

Microsofties

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to release a beta version 1 to complete the documentation 1 to test for hardware...

 

The Beggers

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed in rags, each is holding a top hat, the one has a large...