Miscellaneous

Hooker Progress

Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business. The youngest one complained, "Youknow Mom and Grandma,...

 

The poor guy got G.A.S.H.

A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of...

 

Wedding

She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!

 

Why were blondes created?

Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge

 

The Ford Slogan

Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that's why I drive a Chevy!

 

Oh la la!

A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of...

 

Witch

What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch!

 

Lunatic & his dog

A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash.The doctor...

 

Sven and Olie

Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new guests were doing. To his amazement, he found Sven and Olie were...

 

80 year old man

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this...