Miscellaneous

How do you make a dead baby float?

How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

 

The Pastor\\\\\\\'s Last Stand

A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he...

 

Yo mama\\\'s so poor

Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma...

 

Camping Trip

Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got...

 

Dump trucks and fat ladies!

A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad...

 

The Lesbians

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.

 

Definition of a good date!

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The first one said, "You know you've...

 

Valentine\'s Cards

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes...

 

Bathroom reading material

Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"

 

Dog life...

Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of their lives...