Miscellaneous

Leroys

A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she stated that she had...

 

Definition of Panda

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the...

 

A facelift experience!

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months...

 

Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as - "Millennia Year Application...

 

A Redneck Joke

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend...

 

The Perfect Woman would say...

The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!4....

 

Pencils

How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her pen!

 

Musical Instruments

Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!

 

Beltway Holdups

TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual....