Miscellaneous
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she stated that she had...
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Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the...
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A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months...
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Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as - "Millennia Year Application...
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A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend...
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The Perfect Woman would say...
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!4....
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Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her pen!
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Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!
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Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"
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Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual....
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