Miscellaneous
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.A passing motorist, who had...
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Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I am down on my luck and ask if you could please spare me a...
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What\\\\\\\'s invisible & smells like carrots?
What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
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Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.3....
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Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey...
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What\\\\\\\'s the definition of strain?
Q: What's the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
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Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!
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If PCs Were Toasters...
If IBM made toasters ...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market...
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Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to...
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A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says "sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down...
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