Miscellaneous

Off the cliff!

The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.A passing motorist, who had...

 

Paint the Porch

Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I am down on my luck and ask if you could please spare me a...

 

What\\\\\\\'s invisible & smells like carrots?

What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!

 

Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.

ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.3....

 

Eye-Popping Tongue Twister

A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey...

 

What\\\\\\\'s the definition of strain?

Q: What's the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!

 

Fruit joke!

What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!

 

If PCs Were Toasters...

If IBM made toasters ...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market...

 

Thoughts

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to...

 

A Chicago man in hell.

A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says "sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down...