Miscellaneous
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started...
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Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were there, and many of them are German. Helmut, Franz, and Rudolf...
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Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sister, just about any trouble this kid could get into, he...
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Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off...
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Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"8. It looks...
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The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and...
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Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's...
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Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether...
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Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?""NO...
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