Miscellaneous
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along...
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Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is...
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World\'s Worst Pick-up Lines...
World's Worst Pick-up Lines...I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.Just call me milk, I'll do...
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One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the...
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Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,...
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The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the train...
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Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote...
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It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned...
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Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A. A milk shake!
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