Miscellaneous

Having a baby.

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along...

 

Why did the boy...

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.

 

Job well done!

A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is...

 

World\'s Worst Pick-up Lines...

World's Worst Pick-up Lines...I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.Just call me milk, I'll do...

 

One Drink too many!

After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the...

 

Taste Test

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,...

 

The Train

A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the train...

 

Blonde on computer

How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote...

 

It looks like plastic.

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned...

 

Cows Earthquake

Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A. A milk shake!