Miscellaneous
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by...
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Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called a point setter.James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa...
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Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.
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Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue...
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Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comments)1. They've got that comfortable place on their...
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Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be...
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Fun Quotes
---------------------- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ---------------------- FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software....
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Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
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Top 10 Halloween Things...
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty...10. She's a goblin!9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.8. Let me see your bag....OH!-You're having a...
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Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can...
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