Miscellaneous
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life. I asked her "Hillary, is your sex life with...
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Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb". The teacher says, "very good, now use it...
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Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon."Man! commented one... it's FREEZING!!! and my coat won't zip up. The cold air is...
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Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!
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Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician's office, waiting to see what their results were. When the first young woman came back to the waiting room, she...
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Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.
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Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor...
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Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear [____rejectee's name here_____],I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from...
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Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT.3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER.4. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS...
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