Miscellaneous
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Hamlet's Cat's SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The...
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TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained...
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Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15...
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Tips on Love by Kids!
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? "Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you...
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To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous...
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Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies off the bride!
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Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and...
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The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let's call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, like, 17 beers.After he was done with that, like any normally...
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Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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