Miscellaneous

What\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s it called when...?

What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

 

What\\\'s worse than a male chauvinist pig?

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won't do what she's told.

 

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)9. There's a slight difference in our ages....

 

Top 10 rejection lines by women!

TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think of you as a brother.. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in...

 

Celebrating Blondes

A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order a round of drinks.One of the blondes raises her glass and shouts excitedly, "51!!"...

 

Bill Clinton & the Genie

One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out. He said to Bill "You have one wish."Bill...

 

Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Saxophone

Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica

 

Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A stick.

 

What is a blondes way of safe sex?

What is a blonde's way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!

 

A pile of one liners!

Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can't get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents? Santa Paws!Who gives my other cat his Christmas...