Miscellaneous
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all of a sudden, he sees the Easter Bunny hopping on the road. Well, he was going too fast, and...
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Diet for Stress
Diet for Stress How's your stress level? This should help. It is more than a diet, so read on... This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that...
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Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine..."You're a dumb-looking button!" "You don't...
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Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting...
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Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.My tire was thumping... I...
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Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.2. Got into the gene pool while the...
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Bill Clinton\\\\\\\'s Song
Bill's SongThis should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the movie "The Sound of Music"The Bill Clinton version:My Favorite ThingsBlow...
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Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for you is "You Bastard."9. She shaves your eyebrows off while you are asleep.8. She...
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Wife and your job?
What's the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck.
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How many women does...?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
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