Miscellaneous
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it's Whopper.
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Why don\'t Blondes...?
Q: Why don't Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
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The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, they buried him at a scenic location along a river.A few days...
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I Will Not
I will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I will not draw naked ladies in class... I did not see Elvis... I...
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God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay... he would've made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve.
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Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who's only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary.The plane...
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Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out...
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What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
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Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" The...
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Saddam and Clinton
What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he...
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