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What\\\'s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
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The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at the urinal next to him, and the large penis this man...
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Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unmarked million dollar bills.
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Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom...so the man...
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Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to...
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Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can...
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New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken's stuff!
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New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.Chainsaw...
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