Miscellaneous

What\\\'s orange and sounds like a parrot?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)

 

The Leprechaun

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at the urinal next to him, and the large penis this man...

 

Kidnapped by a redneck?

Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unmarked million dollar bills.

 

Sneezes

A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom...so the man...

 

Train

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to...

 

Aging

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can...

 

New Barbie Doll

Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

 

Safety tip

Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive

 

Yo Momma is so fat

Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

 

New Words for the 90s

New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.Chainsaw...