Miscellaneous

Whales

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had...

 

ABCP

On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first"The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O...

 

Bad boy

One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to his Brother and asked "Could you give me a spelling word?"...

 

Four boastful men

Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully "My son is so rich that he bought his lover a house".The second man steps...

 

Relativity

Don't try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

 

The Arab and the Jew

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before take-off a fat, little...

 

Adam was lonely.

Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have...

 

Deaf Genie

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?"The man replies,"See that man playing...

 

Domination

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth...

 

Grasshopper

A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this,...