Miscellaneous

Count Down

What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!

 

Heavenly Help

A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutley religioius woman lived in this town when the flood hit,...

 

Blondes r thick?!

Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren't any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!

 

Some Warning Signs of Insanity

Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.- You're...

 

Dwayne

Knock Knock! Who's There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I'm Dwowning!

 

Paranoid Idiot

Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

 

Holy water

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

 

14 Lawyer Quickies.

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!What is...

 

Panda Bear

What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper rash!

 

A Pair of Shoes

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal...