Miscellaneous
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.
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The Parrot
There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating...
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M & M Factory
Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the "W"s.
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Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he's late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her...
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Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
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Knock knock... Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!
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Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.The commander yells, "Ready...Aim..." and the brunette yells...
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The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.He reached a cloud, upon which...
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What\\\\\\\'s O. J. Simpson\\\\\\\'s Internet address?
Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Road-killed lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There's skid marks in front of the deer!
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