Miscellaneous

Rubbers

What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.

 

The Parrot

There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating...

 

M & M Factory

Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the "W"s.

 

Farmboy & Bull

Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he's late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her...

 

Army general at Christmas

What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe

 

Knock knock... Luke

Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

 

Blonde in front of a firing squad.

Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.The commander yells, "Ready...Aim..." and the brunette yells...

 

The ladder to success!

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.He reached a cloud, upon which...

 

What\\\\\\\'s O. J. Simpson\\\\\\\'s Internet address?

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

 

Road-killed lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There's skid marks in front of the deer!