Miscellaneous

Nowhere, Vermont

Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He...

 

Two Scottish nuns go to America

Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.""Odd," her...

 

On the Beach

There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs six miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body...

 

Cinderella

Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball.

 

Salad

Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", says the secretary."Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.

 

Seminars for Females/Males

Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law enforcement3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR4....

 

Why is it so hard

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

 

Math?

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...

 

10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!

10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws)9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard...

 

Knit to Fit

An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled, "Pull over!"The lady yelled back, "No -...