Miscellaneous
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."
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The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.
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The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my...
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Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you...
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A REALLY Bad Day - True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and...
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Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. "You can't make any noise," she warns him....
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Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So they stopped the truck and...
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Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they...
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What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens."It opens at noon" answers the clerk.About an hour later he gets...
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Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...
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