Miscellaneous

National Anthem

Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."

 

The Best Time?

When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.

 

The new car.

There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my...

 

Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans

Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you...

 

A REALLY Bad Day - True Story!

A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and...

 

Bathroom?

Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. "You can't make any noise," she warns him....

 

Wipe your butt with a dollar.

Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So they stopped the truck and...

 

Governmental Study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they...

 

What time does the bar open?

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens."It opens at noon" answers the clerk.About an hour later he gets...

 

Herpes Prevention

Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...