Miscellaneous
If You Love Something....
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it...
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The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the...
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In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, "All the guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers! Anyone got...
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The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go...
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Book Titles
"Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By: Whoflung Dung
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Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him.
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Siblings......
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important...
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Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian (Vladimir). Vito had no problem...
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