Miscellaneous
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M. Remember thatwe prefer if you would use the...
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Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
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The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
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Blonde House Fire
A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is onfire." The dispatcher says, "Well, can you tell me how we get there?""Duhhhh, in the big...
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A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "Iwas once a handsome prince...
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How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!
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Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in there!
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Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walking home by a park when nature called so he stepped behind...
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The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room...
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