Miscellaneous

True announcements during Sunday service

And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M. Remember thatwe prefer if you would use the...

 

Where does Bill Clinton have sex?

Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.

 

The nsync joke

God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

 

Blonde House Fire

A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is onfire." The dispatcher says, "Well, can you tell me how we get there?""Duhhhh, in the big...

 

A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "Iwas once a handsome prince...

 

Why do Lawyers smell?

Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!

 

How to drown a blonde.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!

 

Mice in a lightbulb?

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in there!

 

Behind the Hedge

This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walking home by a park when nature called so he stepped behind...

 

The Kid Who Knew too much .

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room...