Miscellaneous

Blonde Mechanics

A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She...

 

Redneck on a Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8. The six front keys have rotted out.7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck...

 

Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it sets him...

 

How do you make a tissue dance?

How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.

 

Ya gotta love dem Cajuns

Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same...

 

Tampon

Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They're both stuck up cunts!!

 

Skins?

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught...

 

Rodeo Sex

Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex"?Thats when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the sex act you bend over...

 

Senior Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the...

 

Black Jokes...

How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!What do you call a black woman...