Miscellaneous

The Big Pencil

Question: What's the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!

 

Crossing

Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!

 

Forrest Gump goes to heaven...

Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates...

 

God and Adam

It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, "Adam, come over here and sit down!". And Adam did so."Adam," spoke the Creator, "I see your...

 

Da Bears

Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!

 

Another dress

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come...

 

Nationalities

Q: What nationality are you if you're going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And what nationality are you if someone's knocking on the door while you're going?...

 

The Bartender and the Blonde

A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar. She ordered up a Coors and sat...

 

The Pearly Gates

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.Saint...

 

Cliffhanger

Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man...