Miscellaneous
Congressional Question?
If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
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How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...
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The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office "The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and...
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Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.
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To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live...
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The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang 'em the looser they get.
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The Irishman\'s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman:...
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Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
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Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?
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Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp and rubbed it. Out came a genie. He said for freeing me I'll grant you each a wish. The...
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