Miscellaneous

Congressional Question?

If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

 

How many seconds are in a year?

How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...

 

The transfer

The boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office "The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and...

 

Dead Babies

What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.

 

To Be a Dog

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live...

 

The blonde and the screen door

What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang 'em the looser they get.

 

The Irishman\'s Last Stand

There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.The American said to the Irishman:...

 

Another Bill Joke

Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.

 

Blondes & OJ

Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?

 

Guys on the island

There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp and rubbed it. Out came a genie. He said for freeing me I'll grant you each a wish. The...