Miscellaneous

The long and short of it!

A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really worried about her man being unfaithful, so she asks him to...

 

Raggedy Anne

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

 

And you thing you have it bad!

There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!"Then the carrot was like...

 

A trip to Pittsburg.

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass.Well endowed,...

 

Blind Golf?

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a...

 

Numbers

Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!

 

Empty upstairs!

The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to fall out.

 

Drive-In

Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in movie???They went to see "Closed For the Winter"!

 

How!

Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin clothes, etc.As a pretty woman...

 

Tough Mice

There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot of tequilla, slams the glass on the table and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this...