Miscellaneous
Girls and Hockey
Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
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The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
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Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff
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Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.'Well she got her way and...
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Smitty the Parrot\'s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house,...
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No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't stop as quick!
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Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!
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Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other...
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