Miscellaneous

Girls and Hockey

Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!

 

The Splatted Toad

Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

 

Lonely Cow in Field

Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff

 

Virgina Girl

A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.'Well she got her way and...

 

Your momma is...

Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

 

Smitty the Parrot\'s Birthday

Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house,...

 

Banana

What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!

 

No Brakes

Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't stop as quick!

 

Another chicken crosses the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!

 

Unfaithful Mates

Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other...