Miscellaneous
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?
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What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a roomwhere a man was...
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The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put...
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In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the...
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New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!
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Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said "What are you doing?"She said "I'm leaving you because I heard...
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Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their...
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A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.The shrink said that, since Christmas was...
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Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!
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