Miscellaneous
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"The rabbit...
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Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the...
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On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, "21...21....21...." when a blonde jumped on. A train came and the brunette jumped off...the train hit...
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Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in...
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Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.
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Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!
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Driving in the Fog and...
Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!
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