Miscellaneous

How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?

How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)

 

Mayonaise

Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

 

Blondes in Basement

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar

 

Blonde Trivia

A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it...

 

Psychiatrist Handyman

Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one ... but the lightbulb has to REALLY want to change!

 

Gay Basher

Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!

 

Iraqi Pilots

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

 

Gay Jewish Person

What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!

 

Alternative Chicken

Q.-Why'd the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman's head!

 

Recount Demanded by New York Mets

RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5...