Miscellaneous
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
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Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!
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Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar
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Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it...
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Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one ... but the lightbulb has to REALLY want to change!
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Gay Basher
Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!
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Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!
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Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why'd the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman's head!
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Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5...
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