Miscellaneous

Mother Knows Best

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been...

 

Why David Killed Goliath

Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!

 

Funny bubbles

Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles, but just to see the funny bubbles!

 

Worms.

Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.

 

Jesus is watching You

A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. "Jesus is watching you," a voice said "Huh?, oh well," the robber said and continued shinning his...

 

The lazy hubby

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks...

 

Snowmen & Snowwomen

Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!

 

Really Corny

That was Zen, this is Tao.

 

Laying off employees

Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in...

 

Smoking doesn\\\'t kill people...

All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.One poll says 73% of Americans favor raising the...