Miscellaneous
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately...
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Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he...
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A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod --one that did not admit Jews.The desk...
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Yet another blonde joke...
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
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Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blond and says, "Wow", he is sogood...
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Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.*Always look...
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Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women's Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE... DRINK17... Winecoolers25... White wine35... Red wine48... Dom Perignon66... Shot of Jack with an Ensure...
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The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man what he could get him and why the man was pulling that chainaround?The man answered "...
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Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of her background information and asks her, "Do you havegrounds for a divorce?"To...
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Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad's bedroom door and finds his mom and dad humping away on the...
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