Miscellaneous
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the...
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Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present. Suddenly, a nurse from NewYork City said, "Well, I have...
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Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition to see which one could walk his dog over the desert...
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Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up...
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What a way to go!
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya.""Of...
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Itch - ouch -itch - ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of jock itch.
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No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!
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Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!
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Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer."So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I...
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Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda. "Milty, she's a real gypsy, and she brings the...
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