Miscellaneous

Are there Jews in China?

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the...

 

Nurse converse.

Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present. Suddenly, a nurse from NewYork City said, "Well, I have...

 

Chinese dog treat

There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition to see which one could walk his dog over the desert...

 

Not so wise

In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up...

 

What a way to go!

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya.""Of...

 

Itch - ouch -itch - ouch.

What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of jock itch.

 

No Irish Lawyers?

Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!

 

Choo-Choo!

Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

 

Sheep Shagging

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer."So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I...

 

Medium Smeduim!

For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda. "Milty, she's a real gypsy, and she brings the...