Miscellaneous

At the store.

You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!

 

The Special Olympics

Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

 

Two pieces of string walk into a bar...

Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and says, "Barkeep! Give me a beer!"The bartender replies, "Well uh..aren't you a...

 

Gov\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t

Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!

 

Computer Died

Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal illness

 

Doctors Daiquiri

A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the...

 

One and the same.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal' while the other goes to a family in Spain and is...

 

Chess Nuts

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.After about an hour, the hotel...

 

My Paw

A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

 

Lesser Of Two Evils

Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never...