Miscellaneous
The Special Olympics
Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!
- 0
- 787
- permalink
Two pieces of string walk into a bar...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and says, "Barkeep! Give me a beer!"The bartender replies, "Well uh..aren't you a...
- 0
- 1529
- permalink
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal illness
- 0
- 738
- permalink
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the...
- 0
- 774
- permalink
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal' while the other goes to a family in Spain and is...
- 0
- 754
- permalink
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.After about an hour, the hotel...
- 0
- 793
- permalink
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
- 0
- 797
- permalink
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never...
- 0
- 971
- permalink