Miscellaneous

Cliff Hanger

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit the bottom first?Not the blonde, she needed directions!

 

The devil\'s wife!

A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started...

 

Revenge of the Blondes!

-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt.-Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn't Indians scalp...

 

BANG!

What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An Amish drive by shooting!

 

Ducks love grapes

A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter, "You got any grapes?"Guy at the counter says, "No, we don't have any grapes."Duck says...

 

A little corporate humor

A little corporate humor----------------------I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he...

 

Height Problems

A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so...

 

Sex Before Mass

The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all newly married couples, they were in a constant state of arousal. Well...

 

Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?

Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.

 

Coffee

Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it's fresh ground.